Can’t handle this right now, laughing too hard. Found in the comments…
“James Blond in Casino L’Oreal”
“James Blond 007 in Live and Let Dye”
“James Blond 007 in Tomorrow Never Dyes”
“James Blond 007 in The Wig is not Enough”
“James Blond 007 in A Hue to a Kill”
“James Blond 007 in Dyed Manes are Forever”
“Q, get the shampoo ready. Somebody’s gonna dye tonight”
“James Blond in Dyefall”
“James Blond in From Russia with Dove”
“Straightened, not curled.”
And the winner in my mind after reading all of these…
“Dr. Nope”
this is seriously kryptonite for someone such as myself who laughs for hours at a simple pun
this is like the king of puns
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- Idris Elba as James Bond
- Richard Ayoade as Q
^^^^
THIS Bond/Q fic nao.
I just saw their hair as I scrolled down my dash and I screeched YES PLEEEEASE I NEED IT aloud in my empty house before I even got to the text because OF FUCKING COURSE.

[in which they are each other’s fictional characters]
i don’t understand this either.
make up your own story =_=
oh and if you haven’t, watch Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy asap
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS JUST MADE ME SQUEAL AND FLAIL OOOOHHH MMYYYY GGGOOOODDD
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James Bond/Clint Barton/Natasha Romanoff
that’s what happened in Budapest
*adds* /Eve Moneypenny. Nothing says love like Tasha and Eve sipping mimosas and sharing the newspaper while Clint and Bond are still asleep.

Idris Elba for James Bond
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE WE MUST SPREAD TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE


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kidquip replied to your post: kinda mad about the non-exposure Naomie Harris…
and of course, you would hardly know how big her role was if you went into the fandom tags on tumblr. people who saw the movie are pretending she was a minor character and throwing love at Q. it’s annoying across the board :(honestly, i still don’t know!
but i saw her name — Eve Moneypenny??
i mean, i don’t know in what capacity she’s filling that role, or why she is in possession of that name/title, but that’s really fucking big. that’s HUGE in the world of Bond, and it’s really killing me that only a few “specialty” (read: aimed at Black folk) magazines, and magazines that need to fill space are even talking about it, or about her. i haven’t seen her basically anywhere on tumblr (I refuse to check the tags for the film, because NO), nor any of the other places i go.
and of course you know when interviewing, they’ll snap up Q (whoever he is), and Daniel Craig, and whoever that bland-ass woman was on some of the posters (i don’t know what she does in the film either, and that’s pretty damn typical. his “love interests” tend to be interchangeable and that’s sad all by itself.), but Naomie?
pfft
LE SPOILERS
She was brill in the movie too. Took his flirtations and turned them back on him constantly, they never slept together and she’s still a badass in the field (when she goes in the field). She also totes shot him and joked about it later.
And the reveal of her being Eve Moneypenny in the end of the movie put a shit ton of significance onto her role there.
Q was so fucking beige in that movie tho. I can’t understand how anyone likes the Q reboot. Naomie Harris rocks as Moneypenny, Q’s just a prepubescent douchepocket. An Inspector Gadget Fetus.
I haven’t seen it yet but my mom has and I said “I hear the new Miss Moneypenny is a badass” because thank fuck I follow cool people and my mom was just like “Meh.”

MEH???

“Numb”
To absolutely no one’s surprise, here I am, painting OOQ. Because of reasons, a list of them. I just really really love those two. I can imagine James appearing out of nowhere at Q’s place when a mission goes wrong, he doesn’t talk, he just surrenders…
This comes with dodgy lighting and all, but I hope you like it <3(as usual, reblog is love, but please please don’t repost art in a new post/use without asking me. <3)
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I have always held out hope for a Bond Reunion movie, where the idea that James Bond is as much of an assigned title as 007. So you start with a new Bond being shown the ropes by his soon to be retired predecessor - except that someone is killing off all the past Bonds! So mentor and mentee have to travel the world to track down the assassin and save the remaining Bonds. Along the way, you see what has become of the Bonds of yesteryear. Connery lives a simple life in a simple town (that also happens to be populated exclusively by ex-spies and soldiers), Moore has replaced Octopussy as the head of a floating pleasure palace, Dalton is a grizzled and bitter red herring who is missing limbs thanks to his service, Brosnan is a minister in the agency and is being groomed to be the next M, and Craig is about to be drummed out of the service and obviously objects to being made to train his own replacement.
The villain, of course, is Lazenby, out to fulfill the promise he made to himself when his wife was murdered in front of him. After climbing out of his depression, he’s spent years assembling his plan for vengeance, eventually usurping command of SMERSH following the fall of the Iron Curtain.
The best thing I’ve read all day (from Metafilter user Robocop is Bleeding)
THING I DID NOT KNOW I WANTED.
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I am rather hypnotized by this gif of Daniel Craig’s James Bond.
Source: http://thefilmfatale.me/post/33948742985/james-bond-arbiter-of-cool
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I NEED Idris Elba as Bond. PLEASE.
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AU: Sherlock and John meet James Bond at Buckingham Palace at the Opening Ceremonies for the 2012 Olympic Games
“Oh, here’s trouble,” Bond says as he comes striding into the reception room.
“I’m perfectly happy to leave,” Sherlock says. “In fact, I’d have been perfectly happy not to come at all.”
“Not you, sonny,” Bond says, his scowl turning to a crooked smirk as he walks straight past Sherlock. “John Watson, you bloody devil. Who let you in here?”
I NEED THIS PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE THIS WHOLE THING AND OMG I JUST LET OUT THE MOST UNGODLY ARMFLAILING HOWL OF AWESOMENESS THIS IS REAL IN MY BRAIN
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“I thought M was a randomly assigned letter, I had no idea it stood for…”
“Utter one more syllable and I’ll have you killed.”
‘Margaret’, though unsaid, hangs in the air between them.
Dear god, I need this in my life like yesterday.
Yes to this please!
PERFECTION.
OH MY GOD BRILLIANT
There’s Judi Dench involved. I must reblog.
Headcanon accepted.
Headcanon unlocked !
Yessssssss.
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