Grit and Glittr

White poly queer genderqueer kinky able-bodied brainweird dapperfemme multi-shipping knitter and writer. (I swear I'm not allergic to commas.) Here be mostly fannish pursuits and various pretty things with occasional social commentary and nudity. I try to be aware of potential triggers and tag accordingly; feel free to inbox me with any tag requests. Anon is always on.

Currently catching up on Season 2 of Battlestar, Season 2 of Teen Wolf, and Book 2 of Avatar. I liveblog Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Elementary, under read-more and tagged for spoilers.

My fandoms: Angel, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Battlestar Galactica, Being Human (US), Bones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cardcaptor Sakura, Castle, Coupling, CSI (Las Vegas), Cowboy Bebop, Dexter, Doctor Who, Dollhouse, Dragonriders of Pern, Dresden Files, Elementary, Escaflowne, The Finder, Firefly/Serenity, Game of Thrones, Good Omens, Grimm, Harry Potter, Hawaii Five-0, House, Inception, Legend of the Seeker, Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit, Marvel movieverse, Merlin, Monk, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Neil Gaiman, Neon Genesis Evangelion, the Old Kingdom, Once Upon a Time, Psych, Quantum Leap, Scrubs, Sherlock, Smash, Stargate SG-1/Atlantis/Universe (RIP), Studio Ghibli, Suits, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Torchwood, Touch, Warehouse 13

Still need to see: Alphas, Community, Eureka, Fullmetal Alchemist, Justified, Legend of Korra, Lost Girl, Veronica Mars
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serinalion:

erinkyan:

ellen-deselfish:

goreandmutilation:

i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i

Thats a fucking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing shit ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon” 

PLEASE SOMEONE TRANSLATE THIS FOR ME BECAUSE ALL I CAN SEE IS ‘I SAID I WAS GOING TO RUN AWAY AND GET MARRIED BUT MY MOM SAID I ROCKMELON’ AND I DON’T GET THE JOKE :( what are they called overseas?

I wanted to run away and get married, but my parents said I cantelope.

Bwahahahaha the original pun is funny but the Aussie translation just makes it even better. 

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